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Sep. 5th, 2011

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Mar. 27th, 2011

Writer's Block: School days

Do you think kids should learn about sex in school, and why?

YES.YES.YES.
reason why?
at my school we learned EVERYTHING. almost too detailed.
zero people had children, and no one ever questioned whether to use a condom or not.
people at mizzou don't use condoms, and they went to high schools where DOZENS of girls had babies.
the girls at my school won't even use condoms after they get stds.
their schools either ignored sex or taught abstinence.

worked well right?

Oct. 21st, 2010

i did this on 12.01.2008. lets see how much changed.

Open iTunes. Click the column header for "Play Count". What are the first five songs listed?
1) Beta State - Don't Worry (I'm Still Alive) DEMO
2) Beta State - I Believe DEMO
3) Beta State - In Between The Truth And The Trees DEMO
4) Beta State - Audition Track 1
5) Black Gold - Shine

Click the column header for Last Played. What are the first 5 songs?
1) Across The Universe - It Won't Be Long
2) October Fall - Walking
3) Fefe Dobson - Take Me Away
4) Breathe Carolina - Hello Fascination
5) Butch Walker - All You Need Is Love (Beatles Cover)

Click Party Shuffle. What are the first 5 songs?
n/a....I think iTunes got rid of that.

Click the column header Year. What are the first 5 albums from 1994?
1) Blink-182 - Buddha
2) Blink-182 - Cheshire Cat
3) Bush - Sixteen Stone
4) Cradle of Filth - The Principle of Evil Made Flesh
5) Green Day - Dookie

Click the column header My Rating. What are the first 5 albums?
1) A.F.I. - Decemberunderground
2) A.F.I. - Sing The Sorrow
3) A*Teens - The ABBA Generation
4) A*Teens - Pop 'Til You Drop
5) A*Teens - Teen Spirit

Finally, look at the bottom of your iTunes window. How many days of music do you have?
47.4

How many total songs?
18005

Sort by song title - first and last?
First: Cartel - A
Last: Slipknot - 742617000027

Sort by time - shortest and longest?
Shortest: Velvet Acid Christ - For
Longest: Oasis - Better Man

Sort by Album - first and last?
First: Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (Come Get It)
Last: Usher - 8701

Sort by Artist - first and last?
First: A.F.I.
Last: The 69 Eyes (I Hate How Itunes Puts Numbers Last...)

Find the following words. How many songs show up?
Sex: 63
Death: 176
Love: 1005
You: 2177
Home: 124
Boy: 485
Girl: 302
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Sep. 23rd, 2010

Writer's Block: You and me and baby makes three

Do you think having children is a fundamental human right? Should there should be any restrictions?

“You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why dont you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, thats the first rule I will institute.”
-Marilyn Manson
amen.

Aug. 1st, 2010

Writer's Block: For your viewing pleasure

What was the best movie of the year so far? Does it have the potential to become a classic?

MR NOBODY. hands down, one of the best movies i've EVER seen.

May. 5th, 2010

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03.06.10
butch walker - she likes hair bands.
the doors - people are strange.
kevin rudolf - i made it (cash money heroes).
my chemical romance - this is how i disappear.
my chemical romance - the sharpest lives.
my chemical romance - i don’t love you.
my chemical romance - disenchanted.
my chemical romance - thank you for the venom.
negative - too much love will kill you.
onerepublic - all the right moves.
queen & david bowie - under pressure.
silversun pickups - the royal we.
tom waits - diamonds & gold.
tom waits - dead and lovely.

03.07.10
butch walker - she likes hair bands.
the doors - people are strange.
jay sean - do you remember.
kevin rudolf - i made it (cash money heroes).
my chemical romance - this is how i disappear.
my chemical romance - the sharpest lives.
my chemical romance - i don’t love you.
my chemical romance - disenchanted.
my chemical romance - thank you for the venom.
negative - too much love will kill you.
onerepublic - all the right moves.
queen & david bowie - under pressure.
silversun pickups - the royal we.
tom waits - diamonds & gold.
tom waits - dead and lovely.

03.08.10
jay sean - do you remember.
kevin rudolf - i made it (cash money heroes).
kingston trio - hang down your head tom dooley.
my chemical romance - i don’t love you.
my chemical romance - disenchanted.
onerepublic - all the right moves.
queen & david bowie - under pressure.
roadrunner united - no way out.
sage francis - the buzzkill.
silversun pickups - the royal we.
tom waits - diamonds & gold.
tom waits - dead and lovely.

03.09.10
kill hannah - all that he wants (american jet set).
kill hannah - agent orange skies.
kill hannah - love sick.
kill hannah - 10 more minutes with you.
kill hannah - they can't save us now.
kill hannah - new heart for christmas.
kill hannah - the 15th (wire cover).
kill hannah - radio.
kill hannah - acid rain.
kill hannah - laika.
kill hannah - escape artistry.
kill hannah - promise me.

03.10.10.
beta state - don't worry (i'm still alive) demo.
beta state - in between the truth and the trees demo.
beta state - i believe demo.
brendon urie, cee-lo green, janelle monae, patrick stump & travis mccoy - open happiness.
butch walker - mixtape.
butch walker - pretty melody.
jay sean - do you remember.
kill hannah - love sick.
kill hannah - tokyo (dance in the dust).
kill hannah - vultures (be there for me).
kill hannah - acid rain.
my chemical romance - i don't love you.
my chemical romance - disenchanted.
onerepublic - all the right moves.
queen & david bowie - under pressure.
roadrunner united - no way out.
sage francis - the buzz kill.
silversun pickups - the royal we.
three days grace - never too late.
three days grace - one x.

03.11.10.
the academy is... - season.
brendon urie, cee-lo green, janelle monae, patrick stump & travis mccoy - open happiness.
butch walker - mixtape.
butch walker - pretty melody.
escape the fate - this war is ours (the guillotine part II)
jay sean - do you remember.
kill hannah - all that he wants (american jet set)
kill hannah - tokyo (dance in the dust).
kill hannah - acid rain.
mötley crüe - dr. feelgood.
sage francis - the buzz kill.
silversun pickups - the royal we.
the used & my chemical romance - under pressure.
the used - maybe memories (live).
the used - the taste of ink.

03.12.10.
30 seconds to mars - kings and queens.
the academy is... - season.
brendon urie, cee-lo green, janelle monae, patrick stump & travis mccoy - open happiness.
butch walker - pretty melody.
butch walker - mixtape.
jay sean - do you remember.
kill hannah - all that he wants (american jet set)
kill hannah - snowblinded.
kill hannah - tokyo (dance in the dust).
kill hannah - acid rain.
kill paradise - brake your bones.
mötley crüe - dr. feelgood.
sage francis - the buzz kill.
silversun pickups - the royal we.
the used & my chemical romance - under pressure.

03.13.10.
30 seconds to mars - kings and queens.
30 seconds to mars - hurricane.
butch walker - mixtape.
kill hannah - don't die wondering.
kill hannah - snowblinded.
kill hannah - tokyo (dance in the dust).
kill hannah - escape artistry.
silversun pickups - the royal we.
the used & my chemical romance - under pressure.

03.14.10.-04.11.10.
no siginificant playlist.

04.12.10.
butch walker - pretty melody.
butch walker - she likes hair bands.
kill hannah - promise me.
michael buble - haven't met you yet.
selena gomez - naturally.
slash - beautiful dangerous.
slash - promise.
train - hey, soul sister.

04.13.10.-04.17.10.
no significant playlist.

04.18.10.
britannia high - proud.
butch walker - pretty melody.
celine dion - thats the way it is.
fall out boy - lullaby.
kill hannah - acid rain.
kill hannah - laika.
kill hannah - promise me.
kill hannah - tokyo (dance in the dust).
michael buble - haven't met you yet.
selena gomez - naturally.
slash - beautiful dangerous.
taio cruz - break your heart.
train - hey, soul sister.

04.19.10.
30 seconds to mars - kings and queens.
beta state - don't worry (i'm still alive) demo.
butch walker - pretty melody.
butch walker - mixtape.
kill hannah - the chase.
kill hannah - promise me.
little boots - remedy (avicii club remix).
michael buble - haven't met you yet.
selena gomez - naturally.
silversun pickups - the royal we.
slash - beautiful dangerous.
taio cruz - break your heart.
train - hey, soul sister.

04.20.10.
butch walker - pretty melody.
my chemical romance - disenchanted.
oasis - champagne supernova.
saosin - you're not alone.
sixx:a.m. - van nuys.

04.21.10.-04.22.10.
no significant playlist.

04.23.10.
cobra starship - fold your hands child.
cobra starship - awww dip.
cobra starship - kiss my sass.
cobra starship - keep it simple.
cobra starsihp - the ballad of big poppa & diamond girl.
papa roach - lifeline.

04.24.10.
butch walker - pretty melody.
cobra starship - fold your hands child.
cobra starship - the scene is dead; long live the scene.

04.25.10.-05.02.10.
no significant playlist.

05.03.10.
nevershoutnever! - trouble.
nevershoutnever! - your biggest fan.
nevershoutnever! - losing it.
nevershoutnever! - on the brightside.
nevershoutnever! - happy.
nevershoutnever! - can't stand it.
nevershoutnever! - i love you 5.
nevershoutnever! - heregoesnothin.
nevershoutnever! - bigcitydreams.
nevershoutnever! - dare4distance.
nevershoutnever! - shesgotstyle.

05.04.10.
cobra starship - fold your hands child.
fun. - all the pretty girls.
fun. - i wanna be the one.
fun. - the gambler.
jamie foxx - blame it.
kill hannah - 10 more minutes with you.
mgmt - brian eno.
nevershoutnever! - trouble.
nevershoutnever! - on the brightside.
nevershoutnever! - can't stand it.
nevershoutnever! - i love you 5.
paramore - for a pessimist, i'm pretty optimistic.
usher - oh my gosh.

05.05.10.
butch walker - she likes hair bands.
butch walker - pretty melody.
butch walker - don't you think someone should take you home.
cobra starship - fold your hands child.
fun. - all the pretty girls.
fun. - i wanna be the one.
fun. - the gambler.
fun. - at least i'm not as sad (as i used to be).
fun. - barlights.
nevershoutnever! - on the brightside.
paramore - for a pessimist, i'm pretty optimistic.

i have my last.fm back.
byebye.

Apr. 12th, 2010

la science des rêves.


0.00-2.10

awesome?

JUSTIN BIEBER SNL SKIT IS ABOUT MY SCHOOL.
gotta love edrich & asbestos.
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Feb. 22nd, 2010

<3

Über-Morlock: We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories... And those that carry us forward, are dreams.

Über-Morlock: You built your time machine because of Emma's death. If she had lived it would never have existed, so how could you use your time machine to go back and save her? You are the inescapable result of your tragedy, just as I am the inescapable result of you.

Hartdegen: This is a perversion of every natural law!
Über-Morlock: [grabs him by the throat] And what is time travel? But your pathetic attempted to try to control the world around you!

Über-Morlock: You think I don't know you Alexander? I can look inside your memories, Your nightmares, your dreams. You're a man haunted by those two most terrible words, What If?

Über-Morlock: Who are you, to question 800,000 years... of evolution?

Feb. 19th, 2010

LMFAO.

Funny metaphors used in high school essays

Just in case you need some writing inspiration. Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another
city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
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